#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa #newzealand
A man (20s) with curled mustachios, is chilling out with a tiny human (1?). Tiny human is getting restless but Dad dives on her toes with a "Numnumnum". Within seconds her chortles are matching his chuckles. Piggy wiggies save the day!
A stern woman (70s?) is walking with her husband and friends.
She says: "I saw a stingray."
Husband: "I don't think you did."
Her eyes widen. "Yes. I. Did. A big one."
He sees her expression: "Ah. Yeah. I remember now. Went right past us, didn't it?"
She nods emphatically: "A. Big. One."
A woman (30s?) carrying a sleepy small human (5?) across a park to a car. Mum says that Small Human's getting a bit heavy but Small Human is not convinced. She snuggles tighter against Mum and say: "But you can lift ANYTHING."
At a supermarket: The checkout operator (50s?) gives a woman (30s?) a grin after scanning her groceries. She says: "D'you want to know the damage, love?
The other woman grins: "Hell no! Just tell me when to swipe my card and we'll pretend this never happened!"
At the beach: A woman (60s?) draws a hopscotch grid in the sand and demonstrates to a small human (3?) how to play. She navigates the course easily and then waits for Small Human to try, laughing when it results in some sitting in the sand, looking at the sky and being distracted by a shell.
Any typos spotted in this post most definitely saw a stingray. A. Big. One.